Monday, March 19, 2012

Poached for the pun blog

D: I am so hung over. I went on a brunch date this morning and just wanted to go back to bed.
S: Did you get your eggs hangovereasy?
D: Terrible joke. Now I feel worse.
S: Don't get so eggsasperated.
 Sent at 3:16 PM on Sunday
S: You still there or did you scramble off?
 Sent at 3:20 PM on Sunday
S: By the way, if you have a really bad hangover, I would avoid the sunny side of the room. It tends to make my headaches worse

Monday, March 12, 2012

Brew Ha Ha

M and T ordered two small drinks at a local coffee shop that prides itself on custom brewing each cup.


Barista: Take a sip and let me know if it's perfect.
M: That's a tall order.