Monday, June 25, 2012

Punini

Baseball headline R saw:

The New York Mets rotation enters the weekend's Subway Series on a roll.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

The world is your punster

When purchasing gifts for a wedding, R prefers to buy multiple $10-20 items in the registry rather than one large item. He just ordered several items, including 4 oyster knives, for L's wedding and wants to know what's a better message for the card:

"So you can shuck yourself"

or

"Think of me while you shuck"

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Heat vs. The Punder

M and T were instant messaging and T suddenly went idle.

M: Are you ignoring this conversation to watch the end of the basketball game? Did things get heated?
T (10 minutes later): As a matter of fact, yes.

Monday, June 18, 2012

PunSQL

From C:

A SQL Statement walks into a bar.  He approaches two tables and says, “Mind if I join you?”