Taco Punday

While eating Mexican food for dinner

M: What part of the meal is your favorite? Is it the rice, beans, tacos, quesadilla, or burrito?
H: All of it.
M: So I guess you could say it's the whole enchilada.

Pun time

Both J's and S's offices have Tazo tea. J likes the Wild Sweet Orange flavor, but S finds it too sour.

J: I drink 3 cups of it a day
S: I am just surprised you like this tea. If you like it, great, keep drinking it. I don't want to say it's gross. It's just not my... cup of tea.

Gone punning

J and R walk past a seafood restaurant called Moby Dick.

R: Call me fish meal.

Japunese

(At a stationery store in Tokyo)

R: These erasable markers are so cool.
E: Yeah, they're pretty remarkable.

Punchtime

T cooked an elaborate meal

M: Mmmmm this looks delicious.
T: I hope you'll like it. Feel free to add salt if you want.
M: I would never insalt you like that.



R: This pun is a great addition to your peppertoire

Order in the court

(on the phone)

A: Hello?
E: Yes, I'm returning your call.
A: Oh, I never called you. It must have been a butt dial.
E: Well then this is my rebuttal.

Slaw food movement

M: Want to try some of my cole slaw?
T: No thanks. I don't get why people like cole slaw. It's just like "blah" to me.
M: Blah slaw.

Punch munch

From an article on basketball players doing the paleo diet:

"He doesn't eat red meat or pork, an idea that Paleo zealots might have a hard time digesting."

Punneyball

R: Let's play volleyball this afternoon. You can't make reservations for the court, though. It's first-come, first-serve.

Cartwheeling

D and L took their 2012 Saturn in for its smog test.  Sadly, the car failed the test because of an electrical issue.  L, who already doesn't like the  car, started yelling at it on their way home.  D told her not to be a car-berater.

Punnant race

A: Anyhow, I may see you next Wednesday when I come to the city for our team outing (baseball torture).  We will touch base the night before or the day of to see what your schedule is like.

Paan

P read this on another blog and sent it over.

Today I met my beloved team members for lunch at a very good Indian restaurant. There was not enough naan to go around, so T offered to go order more. "It's a naan issue," intones J.

Punini

Baseball headline R saw:

The New York Mets rotation enters the weekend's Subway Series on a roll.

The world is your punster

When purchasing gifts for a wedding, R prefers to buy multiple $10-20 items in the registry rather than one large item. He just ordered several items, including 4 oyster knives, for L's wedding and wants to know what's a better message for the card:

"So you can shuck yourself"

or

"Think of me while you shuck"

The Heat vs. The Punder

M and T were instant messaging and T suddenly went idle.

M: Are you ignoring this conversation to watch the end of the basketball game? Did things get heated?
T (10 minutes later): As a matter of fact, yes.

PunSQL

From C:

A SQL Statement walks into a bar.  He approaches two tables and says, “Mind if I join you?”

Puntending

M works as a bartender at a bar devoted to beer.

B: How's has your work been going recently?
M: Still chugging away.

Pick-up puns

C and K were strolling on the sidewalk when K noticed a dime on the ground and stopped to pick it up.


C: Do you always do that?
K: Yeah, it was a habit I picked up as a kid.

No ship

T wanted to play ultimate with R but needed to finish and ship some new code first.

T: If we ship, I'm so in!
R: Get your ship together.

Black eyed puns

S's friend A is a graduate student in Italian studies.

J:  I know I have been living under a rock recently, but did you know A has a food blog about Italian cuisine?
S:  You so two thousand and latte.