PunSQL

From C:

A SQL Statement walks into a bar.  He approaches two tables and says, “Mind if I join you?”

Puntending

M works as a bartender at a bar devoted to beer.

B: How's has your work been going recently?
M: Still chugging away.

Pick-up puns

C and K were strolling on the sidewalk when K noticed a dime on the ground and stopped to pick it up.


C: Do you always do that?
K: Yeah, it was a habit I picked up as a kid.

No ship

T wanted to play ultimate with R but needed to finish and ship some new code first.

T: If we ship, I'm so in!
R: Get your ship together.

Black eyed puns

S's friend A is a graduate student in Italian studies.

J:  I know I have been living under a rock recently, but did you know A has a food blog about Italian cuisine?
S:  You so two thousand and latte.

Shoppung

Checkout woman at grocery store:  Would you like to buy a reusable canvas bag for your groceries?

Customer: Totes

Poached for the pun blog

D: I am so hung over. I went on a brunch date this morning and just wanted to go back to bed.
S: Did you get your eggs hangovereasy?
D: Terrible joke. Now I feel worse.
S: Don't get so eggsasperated.
 Sent at 3:16 PM on Sunday
S: You still there or did you scramble off?
 Sent at 3:20 PM on Sunday
S: By the way, if you have a really bad hangover, I would avoid the sunny side of the room. It tends to make my headaches worse