Cartwheeling

D and L took their 2012 Saturn in for its smog test.  Sadly, the car failed the test because of an electrical issue.  L, who already doesn't like the  car, started yelling at it on their way home.  D told her not to be a car-berater.

Punnant race

A: Anyhow, I may see you next Wednesday when I come to the city for our team outing (baseball torture).  We will touch base the night before or the day of to see what your schedule is like.

Paan

P read this on another blog and sent it over.

Today I met my beloved team members for lunch at a very good Indian restaurant. There was not enough naan to go around, so T offered to go order more. "It's a naan issue," intones J.

Punini

Baseball headline R saw:

The New York Mets rotation enters the weekend's Subway Series on a roll.

The world is your punster

When purchasing gifts for a wedding, R prefers to buy multiple $10-20 items in the registry rather than one large item. He just ordered several items, including 4 oyster knives, for L's wedding and wants to know what's a better message for the card:

"So you can shuck yourself"

or

"Think of me while you shuck"

The Heat vs. The Punder

M and T were instant messaging and T suddenly went idle.

M: Are you ignoring this conversation to watch the end of the basketball game? Did things get heated?
T (10 minutes later): As a matter of fact, yes.

PunSQL

From C:

A SQL Statement walks into a bar.  He approaches two tables and says, “Mind if I join you?”