You're the Pun That I Want

While eating Mexican food for dinner M: What part of the meal is your favorite? Is it the rice, beans, tacos, quesadilla, or burrito? H: All...

Both J's and S's offices have Tazo tea. J likes the Wild Sweet Orange flavor, but S finds it too sour. J: I drink 3 cups of it a da...

J and R walk past a seafood restaurant called Moby Dick. R: Call me fish meal.

(At a stationery store in Tokyo) R: These erasable markers are so cool. E: Yeah, they're pretty remarkable.

T cooked an elaborate meal M: Mmmmm this looks delicious. T: I hope you'll like it. Feel free to add salt if you want. M: I would never ...

(on the phone) A: Hello? E: Yes, I'm returning your call. A: Oh, I never called you. It must have been a butt dial. E: Well then this ...

M: Want to try some of my cole slaw? T: No thanks. I don't get why people like cole slaw. It's just like "blah" to me. M: ...