These teams are the best

J takes classes in Wurster Hall.

J: Our IM dodgeball team is named "Wurst Aim Ever." First game proceeds tonight in 30 minutes and it will be awesome. Our IM soccer team is called "Your Wurster Nightmare."

Dam right

S and A watched a documentary on how the Hoover Dam was built. Their favorite line?

"He wanted to be the greatest dam builder in the US."

Olympic puns

R forwards M wordplay exchange from R’s kickball team email list.

M: If only there were a social group just for witty banter... no athletics required.
R: We should start that.  I can't decide between Pun Club LA and Equipun.
M: 24 Hour Punness.
R: Punch Fitness.
M: Solid. Bay Pun.
R: Nice. Punite Granite.
M: Haha so good. House of Pun.

Too bad "Egon" isn't a state

S:  (reading from Wikipedia) "In 2007, the state legislature officially declared the possessive form of the state's name to be Arkansas's."
J:  Wow, they've come a long way since reconstruction.
S:  I think it'd be funny if Kansas' possessive were Kansas'... just as a kind of f*ck you to Arkansas.
J:  What about our-Kansas as a state possessive? That would be even more of a nod/f*ck-you to Arkansas.

Gotta hand it to her

C, a librarian at SFSU, is the group's director and founder.  She is also the director of Bells of Joy, the Community United Methodist Church of Half Moon Bay's handbell choir.  C is also a member of Low Ding Zone, the world's first bass bell-only handbell ensemble, and performs regularly as a handbell soloist.

Saag puneer

L: I thought Indian food was too mushy for you.

P: You're right, this lamb is too saag-y.

OreGoing, OreGoing...

M: You haven't sent me a pun in a few days -- is everything ok?
R: My life has been insaaaane lately.  Sorry.  I'm trying to make it happen, here's one from today:

A: Have you met my friend G? I tried to introduce you at Outside Lands, but I don't think it happened.

R: Ohhh, yeah, we never met up.

A: I wanted you guys to hang out, but now she got a new job and is moving to Oregon. I think you two would have hit it off.

R: Too bad she'll be OreGONE soon.


R: By the way, I totally forgot about the boat pun. That was an all-time great.  It's been tough swimming trying to live up to the high water mark I set there.

M: Great pun. You're a lifesaver

R: That's sweet of you to say (get it??? lifesavers = sweet).  No holes in that argument.