R encountered some choppy waters while scheduling a date with G.
R: What are you doing today?
G: I'm supposed to go sailing, but if it's raining I might bail.
R: Good boat pun
G: (Silence)
M: I hope you gave her a stern look after that.
R: Great pun. Take a bow.
M: You're such a pun all-star. I'm going to post your picture on my starboard.
> I'm supposed to go sailing, but if it's raining I might bail.
ReplyDeleteThis feels like a Steven Wright one-liner (but is better than most of them, actually).