Taco Punday

While eating Mexican food for dinner

M: What part of the meal is your favorite? Is it the rice, beans, tacos, quesadilla, or burrito?
H: All of it.
M: So I guess you could say it's the whole enchilada.

Pun time

Both J's and S's offices have Tazo tea. J likes the Wild Sweet Orange flavor, but S finds it too sour.

J: I drink 3 cups of it a day
S: I am just surprised you like this tea. If you like it, great, keep drinking it. I don't want to say it's gross. It's just not my... cup of tea.

Gone punning

J and R walk past a seafood restaurant called Moby Dick.

R: Call me fish meal.

Japunese

(At a stationery store in Tokyo)

R: These erasable markers are so cool.
E: Yeah, they're pretty remarkable.

Punchtime

T cooked an elaborate meal

M: Mmmmm this looks delicious.
T: I hope you'll like it. Feel free to add salt if you want.
M: I would never insalt you like that.



R: This pun is a great addition to your peppertoire

Order in the court

(on the phone)

A: Hello?
E: Yes, I'm returning your call.
A: Oh, I never called you. It must have been a butt dial.
E: Well then this is my rebuttal.

Slaw food movement

M: Want to try some of my cole slaw?
T: No thanks. I don't get why people like cole slaw. It's just like "blah" to me.
M: Blah slaw.