Monday, August 17, 2015

Order in the court

(on the phone)

A: Hello?
E: Yes, I'm returning your call.
A: Oh, I never called you. It must have been a butt dial.
E: Well then this is my rebuttal.

Slaw food movement

M: Want to try some of my cole slaw?
T: No thanks. I don't get why people like cole slaw. It's just like "blah" to me.
M: Blah slaw.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Punch munch

From an article on basketball players doing the paleo diet:

"He doesn't eat red meat or pork, an idea that Paleo zealots might have a hard time digesting."

Wednesday, September 5, 2012


R: Let's play volleyball this afternoon. You can't make reservations for the court, though. It's first-come, first-serve.

Monday, August 27, 2012


D and L took their 2012 Saturn in for its smog test.  Sadly, the car failed the test because of an electrical issue.  L, who already doesn't like the  car, started yelling at it on their way home.  D told her not to be a car-berater.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Punnant race

A: Anyhow, I may see you next Wednesday when I come to the city for our team outing (baseball torture).  We will touch base the night before or the day of to see what your schedule is like.


P read this on another blog and sent it over.

Today I met my beloved team members for lunch at a very good Indian restaurant. There was not enough naan to go around, so T offered to go order more. "It's a naan issue," intones J.