Sunday, May 20, 2018

Japunese

(At a stationery store in Tokyo)

R: These erasable markers are so cool.
E: Yeah, they're pretty remarkable.

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Punchtime

T cooked an elaborate meal

M: Mmmmm this looks delicious.
T: I hope you'll like it. Feel free to add salt if you want.
M: I would never insalt you like that.




R: This pun is a great addition to your peppertoire

Monday, August 17, 2015

Order in the court

(on the phone)

A: Hello?
E: Yes, I'm returning your call.
A: Oh, I never called you. It must have been a butt dial.
E: Well then this is my rebuttal.

Slaw food movement

M: Want to try some of my cole slaw?
T: No thanks. I don't get why people like cole slaw. It's just like "blah" to me.
M: Blah slaw.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Punch munch

From an article on basketball players doing the paleo diet:

"He doesn't eat red meat or pork, an idea that Paleo zealots might have a hard time digesting."

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Punneyball

R: Let's play volleyball this afternoon. You can't make reservations for the court, though. It's first-come, first-serve.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Cartwheeling

D and L took their 2012 Saturn in for its smog test.  Sadly, the car failed the test because of an electrical issue.  L, who already doesn't like the  car, started yelling at it on their way home.  D told her not to be a car-berater.