Gone punning

J and R walk past a seafood restaurant called Moby Dick.

R: Call me fish meal.

Japunese

(At a stationery store in Tokyo)

R: These erasable markers are so cool.
E: Yeah, they're pretty remarkable.

Punchtime

T cooked an elaborate meal

M: Mmmmm this looks delicious.
T: I hope you'll like it. Feel free to add salt if you want.
M: I would never insalt you like that.



R: This pun is a great addition to your peppertoire