Order in the court

(on the phone)

A: Hello?
E: Yes, I'm returning your call.
A: Oh, I never called you. It must have been a butt dial.
E: Well then this is my rebuttal.

Slaw food movement

M: Want to try some of my cole slaw?
T: No thanks. I don't get why people like cole slaw. It's just like "blah" to me.
M: Blah slaw.