Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Black eyed puns

S's friend A is a graduate student in Italian studies.

J:  I know I have been living under a rock recently, but did you know A has a food blog about Italian cuisine?
S:  You so two thousand and latte.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Shoppung

Checkout woman at grocery store:  Would you like to buy a reusable canvas bag for your groceries?
Customer: Totes