Puntending

M works as a bartender at a bar devoted to beer.

B: How's has your work been going recently?
M: Still chugging away.

Pick-up puns

C and K were strolling on the sidewalk when K noticed a dime on the ground and stopped to pick it up.


C: Do you always do that?
K: Yeah, it was a habit I picked up as a kid.

No ship

T wanted to play ultimate with R but needed to finish and ship some new code first.

T: If we ship, I'm so in!
R: Get your ship together.