Gone punning

J and R walk past a seafood restaurant called Moby Dick.

R: Call me fish meal.

Japunese

(At a stationery store in Tokyo)

R: These erasable markers are so cool.
E: Yeah, they're pretty remarkable.

Punchtime

T cooked an elaborate meal

M: Mmmmm this looks delicious.
T: I hope you'll like it. Feel free to add salt if you want.
M: I would never insalt you like that.



R: This pun is a great addition to your peppertoire

Order in the court

(on the phone)

A: Hello?
E: Yes, I'm returning your call.
A: Oh, I never called you. It must have been a butt dial.
E: Well then this is my rebuttal.

Slaw food movement

M: Want to try some of my cole slaw?
T: No thanks. I don't get why people like cole slaw. It's just like "blah" to me.
M: Blah slaw.

Punch munch

From an article on basketball players doing the paleo diet:

"He doesn't eat red meat or pork, an idea that Paleo zealots might have a hard time digesting."

Punneyball

R: Let's play volleyball this afternoon. You can't make reservations for the court, though. It's first-come, first-serve.