Headline newbs

Looks like journalists and editors across the spectrum realize the value of a good pun title.

From B:

Hoke Springs Eternal (about perennial-optimistic coach Brady Hoke)

From K:

An Entire Bridal Party Sinking Into A Lake: The good news is, the reception went swimmingly!

From R:

Fowl Language: Companies Squawk About Who Gets 'Tweet: In Flap, Twitter Sends Messages to Web Start-Ups; Early Bird Gets the Term?